Posted by: Seth Shapiro
The press asked John Mayer if he was the new Sting. Let me help. No. You’re a good Strat player with some good writing. “St. Patrick’s Day” was great. But you need to stop making those jagass faces. You’re not Carlos, Albert or John Lee Hooker; you’re a college boy who bangs Jessica Simpson. Arretez-vous jerky.
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